Friday, June 13, 2014

Movie Reviews: Maleficent (2014)

Evil has a beginning.

Director: Robert Stromberg

Writers: Linda Woolverton; Charles Perrault; Jacob & Wilhelm Grimm; Erdman Penner, Joe Rinaldi, Winston Hibler, Bill Peet, Ted Sears, Ralph Wright, Milt Banta (based from the motion picture "Sleeping Beauty")

Starring: Angelina Jolie; Elle Fanning; Sharlto Copley; Sam Riley; Brenton Thwaites; Imelda Staunton; Junto Temple; Lesley Manville

Synopsis: All the right elements are in place, particular Angelina Jolie. But something is missing. The cinematography is spectacular. The effects are impressive. The battle scenes are dramatic. But the script somehow fails to make all of this coalesce.

In this “untold story from the villain’s perspective” of Sleeping Beauty, Angelina Jolie is superb as the titular Maleficent, the fairy guardian made bitter by the human king when her wings are stolen.

And yet…

It’s challenging to try to articulate just went wrong. All the right elements are in place, particular Jolie who makes the titular character such a fascinating character study. But something is missing. The cinematography is spectacular. The effects are impressive. The battle scenes are dramatic. But the script somehow fails to make all of this coalesce.

The other cast members seem perfect for their roles – save for Sharlto Copley, who works as the villainous king by the film's end but simply cannot pull off looking like a dashing young knight earlier in the movie. Elle Fanning has a dewy innocence for the Princess Aurora. Imelda Staunton, Juno Temple, and Leslie Manville are perfect as the hapless fairy godmothers. Brenton Thwaites as Prince Phillip is, well, charming. As Maleficent’s sidekick Diaval, Sam Riley is expressive and nuanced.

But all are overshadowed by Angelina Jolie, who is truly magnificent. And the writing, which succeeds in giving Maleficent’s character purpose and depth, fails to do the same for the other characters.

At the 2005 awards, Angelina Jolie made Cosmo history by being the first person to be nominated simultaneously for both heroic and villainous categories for the same film (Mr. & Mrs. Smith). I wouldn’t be surprised if the same thing happens with Maleficent.

Rating: 3 stars

Monday, June 2, 2014

Announcing the Winners of the 2013 Cosmique Movie Awards

At long last, it's time to announce the winners of the 2013 Cosmique Movie Awards.

There are two ways you can see who's won. We've created video presentations announcing the winners (just like watching the Oscars! Only ... not.) Or you can skip to the printed lists that announce the winners.

Here are the video presentations:

Here are lists of the winners and nominees:

"Winners" of the Worst of 2013

The "winners" in the Worst of 2013 categories for the 2013 Cosmique Movie Awards.

Most Overrated Film of 2013

Nominees: Ender's Game; A Good Day to Die Hard; The Great Gatsby; The Hangover Part III; The Wolverine; and World War Z

Worst Performance in a 2013 Film

Nominees: Chris Brown - Battle of the Year; Johnny Depp - The Lone Ranger; Linday Lohan - Scary Movie V; Tyler Perry - A Madea Christmas; Adam Sandler - Grown Ups 2; and Will Smith - After Earth

Worst Film of 2013

Nominees: After Earth; The Frankenstein Theory; Grown Ups 2; The Lone Ranger; A Madea Christmas; and Movie 43

Presentation of the "Winners"

And the Cosmo goes to...


Cinematic Worsts of 2013 from Kevin Goebel on Vimeo.

Winners of the Sexiest Films of 2013

Winners for the sexiest (and funnest) categories for the 2013 Cosmique Movie Awards.

Favorite Cinematic Guilty Pleasure of 2013

Nominees: Ender's Game; The Heat; The Hunger Games: Catching Fire; Jack the Giant Slayer; Rapture-Palooza; and Warm Bodies

Actress' Character from a 2013 Film You Would Most Like to be Intimate With

Nominees: Amy Acker - Much Ado About Nothing; Anna Kendrick - Drinking Buddies; Jennifer Lawrence - American Hustle; Carey Mulligan - The Great Gatsby; Teresa Palmer - Warm Bodies; and Emma Watson - This Is the End

Actor's Character from a 2013 Film You Would Most Like to be Intimate With

Nominees: Douglas Booth - Romeo and Juliet; Henry Cavill - Man of Steel; Sam Claflin - The Hunger Games: Catching Fire; Ansel Elgort - Carrie; Dave Franco - Now You See Me; and Chris Pine - Star Trek Into Darkness

Best Use of (Gratuitous?) Nudity in a 2013 Film

Nominees: The Canyons; The Hangover Part III; Triple Crossed; 21 & Over; We're the Millers; and The Wolf of Wall Street

Sexiest Ensemble Cast of a 2013 Film

Nominees: Adore; The Canyons; The Hunger Games: Catching Fire; Much Ado About Nothing; Star Trek Into Darkness; and The Wolf of Wall Street

Presentation of the Winners

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Sexiest Cinematic Awards of 2013 from Kevin Goebel on Vimeo.

Best Action Films of 2013

Winners of the Cosmique Movie Awars' action-oriented categories for 2013.

Best Mystery, Suspense, Horror, or Thriller Film of 2013

Nominees: Carrie; Evil Dead; Gravity; The Mortal Instruments: City of Bones; Now You See Me; and World War Z

Best Female Villain of a 2013 Film

Nominees: Jodie Foster - Elysium; Famke Janssen - Hansel & Gretal: Witch Hunters; Mila Kunis - Oz the Great and Powerful; Julianne Moore - Carrie; Chloë Grace Moretz - Carrie; and Rachel Weisz - Oz the Great and Powerful

Best Male Villain of a 2013 Film

Nominees: Benedict Cumberbatch - The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug; Benedict Cumberbatch - Star Trek Into Darkness; Sean Maher - Much Ado About Nothing; Michael Shannon - Man of Steel; Donald Sutherland - The Hunger Games: Catching Fire; and Stanley Tucci - Jack the Giant Slayer

Favorite Female Heroic Character of a 2013 Film

Nominees: Sandra Bullock - Gravity; Jennifer Lawrence - The Hunger Games: Catching Fire; Evangeline Lilly - The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug; Chloë Grace Moretz - Kick-Ass 2; Sophie Nelisse - The Book Thief; and Zoe Saldana - Star Trek Into Darkness

Favorite Male Heroic Character of a 2013 Film

Nominees: Orlando Bloom - The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug; Henry Cavill - Man of Steel; James Franco - Oz the Great and Powerful; Ian McKellen - The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug; Chris Pine - Star Trek Into Darkness; and Paul Walker - Hours

Best Action/Adventure Film of 2013

Nominees: Captain Phillips; Elysium; The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug; Iron Man 3; Man of Steel; and Star Trek Into Darkness

Presentation of the Winners

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Cinematic Action Awards for 2013 from Kevin Goebel on Vimeo.

Winners of the Best Performances of 2013

Here are the nominees and winners for the 2013 Cosmique Movie Awards' top acting categories.

Best Performance by a Young Actor in a 2013 Film

Nominees: Asa Butterfield - Ender's Game; Liam James - The Way, Way Back; Jacob Lofland - Mud; Nick Robinson - The Kings of Summer; Tye Sheridan - Mud; and Cooper Timberline - Man of Steel

Best Performance by a Young Actress in a 2013 Film

Nominees: Onata Aprile - What Maisie Knew; Annie Rose Buckley - Saving Mr. Banks; Chloë Grace Moretz - Carrie; Chloë Grace Moretz - Kick-Ass 2; Sophie Nélisse - The Book Thief; and Sofia Oria - Blancanieves.

Best Performance by an Actor in a Supporting Role in a 2013 Film

Nominees: Bradley Cooper - American Hustle; Dane DeHaan - Kill Your Darlings; Michael Fassbender - 12 Years a Slave; Jared Leto - Dallas Buyers Club; Matthew McConaughey - Mud; and Ian McKellen - The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug

Best Performance by an Actress in a Supporting Role in a 2013 Film

Nominees: Jennifer Lawrence - American Hustle; Adepero Oduye - 12 Years a Slave; Lupita Oyong'o - 12 Years a Slave; Sarah Paulson - 12 Years a Slave; Julia Roberts - August: Osage County; and Oprah Winfrey - Lee Daniels' The Butler

Best Performance by an Actor in a Leading Role in a 2013 Film

Nominees: Christian Bale - American Hustle; Leonardo DiCaprio - The Wolf of Wall Street; Chiwetel Ejiofor - 12 Years a Slave; Tom Hanks - Captain Phillips; Matthew McConaughey - Dallas Buyers Club; and Daniel Radcliffe - Kill Your Darlings

Best Performance by an Actress in a Leading Role in a 2013 Film

Nominees: Cate Blanchett - Blue Jasmine; Sandra Bullock - Gravity; Judi Dench - Philomena; Brie Larson - Short Term 12; Meryl Streep - August: Osage County; and Emma Thompson - Saving Mr. Banks

Best Performance by an Ensemble Cast of a 2013 Film

Nominees: American Hustle; August: Osage County; Kill Your Darlings; Lee Daniels' The Butler; Much Ado About Nothing; and 12 Years a Slave

Video Presentation of the Winners

And the Cosmo goes to...


Best Cinematic Performances of 2013 from Kevin Goebel on Vimeo.

Best Films of 2013 by Genre, Part 2

Part two of the 2013 Cosmique Movie Awards' Best Films by Genre categories.

Best Animated Film of 2013

Nominees: The Croods; Despicable Me 2; Ernest & Celestine; Frozen; Monsters University; and The Wind Rises

Best Queer Film of 2013

Nominees: Bridegroom; Dallas Buyers Club; I Am Divine; Kill Your Darlings; Stranger at the Lake; and Triple Crossed

Best Musical Film of 2013

Nominees: Frozen; Inside Llewyn Davis; Justin Bieber's Believe; One Direction: This Is Us; Saving Mr. Banks; and Sound City

Best Fantasy Film of 2013

Nominees: Carrie; The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug; Man of Steel; Oz the Great and Powerful; The Secret Life of Walter Mitty; and Warm Bodies

Best Science Fiction Film of 2013

Nominees: Europa Report; Gravity; The Hunger Games: Catching Fire; Iron Man 3; Man of Steel; and Star Trek Into Darkness

Presentation of the Winners

And the Cosmo goes to...




Best Films by Genre of 2013, Part 2 from Kevin Goebel on Vimeo.